- Previously on Warehouse 13... → 之前喺《 Warehouse 13》...
- Your sister, she's an incredibly dangerous woman! → 你個妹，佢係個超危險嘅女人！
- What happened to claire? → Claire 發生咩事？
- The music box, it infected her. → 個音樂盒，感染咗佢。
It was destroyed, so we had no artifact to neutralize. → 個盒爛咗，所以我哋冇嘢可以中和。
The only solution was to put claire → 唯一嘅解決方法係將 Claire
In an artifact-induced coma. → 放入由神器引起嘅昏迷狀態。
- You're my sister, → 你係我個妹，
And there's no way I'm leaving you like this. → 我冇可能咁樣掉低你。
[trumpet fanfare] → [喇叭聲]
- Make way! → 讓路！
Make way for their royal majesties! → 讓路俾佢哋嘅皇室陛下！
Make way! → 讓路！
- God save the queen! → 上帝保佑女王！
All: Hip hip huzzah! → 所有人：Hip hip huzzah！
Hip hip huzzah! → Hip hip huzzah！
- Greetings, royal subjects and visitors from the future. → 你好，皇室子民同未來嘅訪客。
The brave knight who triumphs in today's tournament → 今日比賽中獲勝嘅勇敢騎士
Shall win my daughter's hand in marriage. → 將會贏得我個女嘅婚約。
[cheers and applause] → [歡呼同掌聲]
Let the festivities begin! → 慶典開始！
[cheers and applause] - Huzzah! → [歡呼同掌聲] - Huzzah！
[medieval music] → [中世紀音樂]
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- Uh, you do know how juggling works, right? → 呃，你知唔知點樣玩雜耍㗎？
[laughter] → [笑聲]
No, man. You're supposed to catch them. → 唔係呀，老友。你要接住佢哋㗎。
That's the juggling part! → 呢個先係雜耍嘅部分！
[laughter] → [笑聲]
Oh, knave. → 哦，仆街仔。
Your fly is undone! → 你褲鏈冇拉！
[laughter] → [笑聲]
Oh, loser! - He's awful. → 哦，輸家！ - 佢好差。
- Oh, forsooth! 'tis another loser who vexes me! → 哦，真係！又係一個激嬲我嘅輸家！
[laughs] → [笑]
[laughing] → [笑]
[gasping] → [喘氣]
[coughs] → [咳]
- Is he okay? → 佢冇事嘛？
- He's having a heart attack! Somebody call 911! → 佢心臟病發！快啲打 911！
[dog barking] - You okay? → [狗吠] - 你冇事嘛？
Mister! → 先生！
- Call 911! → 打 911！
[crowd murmuring] → [人群嘈雜]
- Don't panic! → 唔好驚！
[coughs] → [咳]
Don't panic. → 唔好驚。
I mean, we could say they're cajun-style. → 我意思係，我哋可以話佢哋係卡真風味。
- Oh, my god. Tell me there's cereal. → 天啊。話我知有穀物片食。
- When's abigail back from her trip? → Abigail 幾時旅行返嚟？
- Why? She doesn't cook either. → 點解？佢都唔煮飯㗎。
- No, but she orders in really well. → 唔係，但佢叫外賣好叻。
- The new dark vault is ready. → 新嘅黑暗倉庫準備好。
You have my permission to come back to the Warehouse. → 我批准你返嚟 Warehouse。
The new vault is marvelous. → 新倉庫好正。
Say what you will about Paracelsus, → 你點講 Paracelsus 都得，
But the man had a knack for security. → 但呢條友對保安真係有一手。
I've incorporated a few of his ideas, albeit it in a fashion → 我加入咗佢啲諗法，不過用咗一種
More suitable to my beloved steampunk motif. → 更適合我鍾意嘅蒸氣龐克風格。
I need a little help getting the artifacts moved back in. → 我需要啲幫手搬返啲神器。
Oh! → 哦！
We have a ping. → 我哋收到一個 ping。
- Oh, thank god. - Yes! → 哦，謝天謝地。 - 正！
- I've been so bored. → 我悶到死。
- From a renaissance faire. → 嚟自一個文藝復興市集。
- Not it. - No. → 唔係我。 - 唔係。
N-- [groans] → 唔-- [呻吟]
Tell me there's something else behind door number two. → 話我知第二個選擇有啲其他嘢。
- No, but thanks for playing. → 唔係，但多謝你參與。
- Now wait a minute. Are you out of your mind? → 等等，你係咪癲咗？
Renaissance faires are awesome, man. → 文藝復興市集好正㗎，老友。
They've got swords and wenches, and you can be → 有劍同女侍，你可以做
A knight or a knave. → 騎士或者仆街仔。
Which one do you want to be, huh, knight or knave? → 你想做邊個，嗯，騎士定仆街仔？
- [sighs] I want to be a federal agent. → [嘆氣] 我想做聯邦探員。
- You're already a federal agent. → 你已經係聯邦探員。
- Exactly. → 啱啦。
- All right. Well, I want to be a knave. → 好囉。咁我想做仆街仔。
- You don't know what a knave is, do you? → 你唔知仆街仔係咩嚟㗎，係咪？
- It's a good thing. - Uh-huh. → 係好事嚟。 - 嗯哼。
Be a knave. Take the federal agent with you. → 做仆街仔啦。帶埋個聯邦探員去。
Claudia and Myka can help me here. → Claudia 同 Myka 可以喺呢度幫我。
Where is Claudia, by the way? - Oh, you know what? → 順便一問，Claudia 喺邊？ - 哦，你知唔知？
I'm gonna go track her down, and we'll meet you there. → 我去搵佢，然後我哋喺嗰度見。
- Excellent. Oh, tell me there's cereal. → 好。哦，話我知有穀物片食。
[festive music] → [節日音樂]
- Spices, tea, home remedies. - Methinks not, sir. → 香料、茶、家庭療法。 - 我諗唔係，先生。
[indistinct chatter] → [模糊嘅談話聲]
- Ooh, look! Swords! → 哦，睇下！劍！
[grunts] [laughs] → [咕噥] [笑]
My god, this is everything I've ever wanted. → 天啊，呢個就係我一直想要嘅嘢。
- [laughs] → [笑]
- Okay, now it's everything I've ever wanted. → 好，而家呢個就係我一直想要嘅嘢。
Wait, jinksy, hold it! - What, what? → 等等，Jinksy，停！ - 咩事，咩事？
- Costume rentals! - No! → 服裝租賃！ - 唔好！
- Come on, man! You can be a knight! → 嚟啦，老友！你可以做騎士！
- Or not. Not is also an option. → 或者唔做。唔做都係一個選擇。
- But, man, I thought halloween was, like, gay christmas. → 但，老友，我以為萬聖節係，好似， gay 嘅聖誕節。
You don't like costumes? → 你唔鍾意服裝？
- I'm not a cliche. → 我唔係一個老套。
I-I don't watch the oscars either. → 我都唔睇奧斯卡。
- Really? Oh, maybe I'm gay. → 真係？哦，可能我係 gay。
- Tournament today, 3:00! - Federal agent. → 今日比賽，三點！ - 聯邦探員。
I need to speak with whoever's in charge here. → 我要同呢度嘅負責人講嘢。
- S'wounds! An officer of the court. → 天啊！一個法庭官員。
'tis an honor, milord. - Yes, fine. → 係榮幸嚟，大人。 - 係，好。
Can you please just tell me who's in charge? → 你可唔可以話我知邊個係負責人？
- T'would be the king, milord. → 係國王，大人。
Thee must seek a royal audience. → 你要尋求皇室接見。
- Of course I must. - [laughs] cool. → 我梗係要啦。 - [笑] 好嘢。
- Follow me. → 跟我嚟。
Make way! → 讓路！
Make way for the officers of the court. → 讓路俾法庭官員。
- Hello, kingdom. → 你好，王國。
Yes, 'tis my good fortune to be not only the sovereign → 係，我好幸運唔單止係呢個
Of this fair county, but also its proprietor. → 美麗縣嘅君主，仲係佢嘅業主。
- You own the faire? - Forsooth! → 你擁有個市集？ - 真係！
'tis so. - That's awesome. → 係咁。 - 好正。
- Oh, well. → 哦，好。
Mayhaps milords would fancy a round of darts or knucklebones? → 可能大人想玩下飛鏢或者骨頭遊戲？
- Knucklebones? That sounds like-- → 骨頭遊戲？聽落好似--
- Like something that you can play later. → 好似你之後可以玩嘅嘢。
Right after we play "tell the federal agents → 喺我哋玩完「話俾聯邦探員知
Everything you know without the 'thees' and the 'thous.'" → 你知嘅所有嘢，唔好講『汝』同『爾』」之後。
- Okay. → 好。
This way. → 呢邊。
Look, a ren faire is an interactive experience. → 睇下，文藝復興市集係一個互動體驗。
And people come to play along, not just watch. → 人哋嚟係為咗一齊玩，唔係淨係睇。
I got to stay in character. It's good for business. → 我要保持角色，對生意好。
- The faster you start talking, the faster you can put → 你快啲開始講，就可以快啲
That crown back on. → 戴返個皇冠。
- What about the jester with the scepter? → 嗰個拎住權杖嘅小丑呢？
The one who made the heckler laugh? → 令到個搞事者笑嗰個？
Who is he? - And where can we find him? → 佢係邊個？ - 我哋喺邊度搵到佢？
- I've never seen the guy before. → 我從來未見過呢條友。
Plus he was wearing a mask! → 加上佢戴住面具！
- How about a list of your employees? → 俾份員工名單我哋得唔得？
- Sure, but it won't help. → 好，但冇用㗎。
I mean, we got tons of jesters. [laughs] → 我意思係，我哋有好多小丑。 [笑]
Half of 'em are paying customers, even, → 一半甚至係俾錢嘅客人，
And the customers are the good ones. → 而客人先係好嗰啲。
- Well, there must be some way to narrow it down. → 咁一定有辦法縮窄範圍。
How many jesters can there be? - [scoffs] → 可以有幾多個小丑？ - [嗤笑]
Look around. → 睇下周圍。
[indistinct chatter] → [模糊嘅談話聲]
And that's just the line to the john. → 呢個只係去廁所嘅隊。
[toilet flushes] → [廁所沖水]
- Gadzooks. → 天啊。
[door beeps] → [門響]
- Told you I'd be back. → 話過你會返嚟。
Let's get started. → 開始啦。
[door opens, beeps] → [門開，響]
- Despite everything Artie told you, you're here anyway. → 就算 Artie 同你講晒所有嘢，你都係嚟咗。
- She's my sister. → 佢係我個妹。
I didn't leave Joshua stuck in an inter-dimensional prison. → 我冇掉低 Joshua 喺跨維度監獄。
I didn't leave steve dead, → 我冇掉低 Steve 死咗，
And I'm not leaving claire like this. → 我唔會掉低 Claire 咁樣。
- Look, claude, you know I just had a huge wake-up call, → 睇下，Claude，你知道我啱啱有個大覺醒，
And life is shorter than you ever think. → 而生命比你諗嘅仲短。
I can't imagine mine without my sister. → 我諗唔到冇咗我個妹嘅生活。
- So what you're saying is-- → 所以你嘅意思係--
- What's the plan? → 計劃係咩？
[mysterious music] → [神秘音樂]
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- So since we don't have the artifact → 所以我哋冇嗰個
That turned my sister into carrie, we can't neutralize it. → 將我個妹變成 Carrie 嘅神器，我哋中和唔到。
- And the artifact energy has to live somewhere, → 而神器能量一定要住喺某個地方，
So if you take it out of claire-- → 所以如果你將佢由 Claire 度拎出嚟--
- We got to put it in something. → 我哋要將佢放落某樣嘢度。
- Wait, you know that combining artifacts-- → 等等，你知唔知結合神器--
- Is dangerous? Yes. → 係危險？係。
And you know that my sister has been in a coma for 15 years. → 而你知我個妹昏迷咗 15 年。
I think a little danger is worth it, don't you? → 我覺得少少危險係值得嘅，你話呢？
- Bob dylan's bus transfer. - That's right. → Bob Dylan 嘅巴士轉乘票。 - 冇錯。
His transition from acoustic → 佢由 acoustic
To electric marked a major change in his music. → 轉去 electric 標誌住佢音樂嘅重大改變。
You know, it might not have been dylan's best move, → 你知，可能唔係 Dylan 最好嘅一步，
But the uproar from his fans make this artifact-- → 但佢 fans 嘅抗議令呢個神器--
- Extremely dangerous! → 極度危險！
And also very useful to what we are about to do right now. → 同埋對我哋而家做嘅嘢好有用。
Okay, moving on. → 好，繼續。
- Alessandro volta's biscuit barrel. → Alessandro Volta 嘅餅乾桶。
Volta invented the battery-- → Volta 發明咗電池--
- Which is a way to store the energy. → 即係一種儲存能量嘅方式。
So the bus ticket will transfer the energy → 所以巴士飛會將能量
From claire into the biscuit barrel. → 由 Claire 轉移去餅乾桶。
Nice. - Exactly. → 好嘢。 - 啱。
- Please note that I did not say anything → 請注意我冇講過任何嘢
About how dangerous that could be. → 關於呢個可以有幾危險。
[laughs] → [笑]
Okay, what do you need me to do? → 好，你需要我做啲咩？
- Well, since claire can't hold on to the artifacts herself, → 因為 Claire 自己拎唔到神器，
We've got to help her out. → 我哋要幫佢手。
You take one hand, I'll take the other? → 你拎一隻手，我拎另一隻？
- These officers of the court would just like → 呢啲法庭官員淨係想
To ask you all a few questions. → 問你哋幾個問題。
[medieval music] → [中世紀音樂]
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- Nope, nada, nyet. → 唔係，唔得，唔得。
- That jester that made the guy laugh, → 令到條友笑嗰個小丑，
I just want to know if you've seen him today. → 我只係想知你今日有冇見過佢。
- Not so, I'faith, ne'er e'en then. → - 冇喎，老實講，連嗰陣都冇。
- So would you recognize him? - Good sir! → - 咁你認唔認得佢？ - 好先生！
I shan't recognize a knave under any circumstance. → 無論咩情況我都唔會認得個壞蛋。
- Look, I just want to know if-- - Knave, dost thou know → - 喂，我只係想知—— - 壞蛋，你知唔知
How many knights it takes to changeth a lightbulb? → 換一個燈泡要幾多個騎士？
- Stop that! - Dude, not cool! → - 停手啦！ - 老友，唔係咁玩㗎！
- If you don't answer my question, → - 如果你唔答我問題，
This puppet is gonna see parts of you that not even your doc-- → 呢個公仔會見到你連醫生都未見過嘅部位——
- Whoa! [laughs] → - 嘩！ [笑]
Surely he jests, fair knave. - [sighs] → 佢一定係講笑啫，靚女。 - [嘆氣]
- Okay, guys. Let's just chillax, shall we? → - 好啦，各位。我哋放鬆啲，好唔好？
Look, we just want to know if you know anything → 喂，我哋只係想知你知唔知
About the jester that made the heckler laugh. → 關於令到個觀眾笑嘅小丑嘅事。
- Not my shift. You guys ask oswald? → - 唔係我當值。你哋問咗Oswald未？
- Oswald? No, who's oswald? → - Oswald？冇喎，邊個係Oswald？
- He was one of the guys onstage when it happened. → - 佢係事發時台上其中一個。
- So why wasn't he here with all the other jesters? → - 咁點解佢唔同其他小丑一齊喺度？
- Oswald isn't a real jester. He was just filling in. → - Oswald唔係真正嘅小丑。佢只係頂更。
He's a doofer. - A "doofer"? → 佢係個打雜。 - 「打雜」？
- You know, a guy who does things. → - 即係乜都做嗰啲人。
Like, the doofer gets hit with the pie. → 例如，打雜會俾個批撻中。
He's the target for the knife thrower, → 佢係飛刀手嘅目標，
The prisoner in the dungeon. He shovels the horse-- → 地牢嘅囚犯。佢鏟馬屎——
- Sure, we get it. He's the doofer. → - 明啦，明啦。佢就係打雜。
Now, where can we find him? → 咁我哋去邊度搵佢？
- Mm-mm-mm. → - 唔——唔——唔。
- You little-- - I-I know. → - 你條—— - 我知，我知。
I know, walk away. - I just-- → 我知，行開。 - 我只係——
- Dunk a punk! Douse a louse! → - 掟個壞蛋！淋濕個乞兒！
Soak a bloke, 10 shillings! → 淋濕個佬，十個先令！
Step right up, milords! A mere 10 shillings. → 快啲過嚟啦，大人！只需十個先令。
- Oh, no, thank you, milady. → - 噢，唔使啦，多謝，小姐。
We just want to talk to your pal up there. → 我哋只係想同你上面個朋友傾兩句。
- Oh, nay, kind sir. Thou cannot. → - 噢，唔得㗎，好心嘅先生。你唔可以。
Not until milord hits the target. → 要等大人掟中目標先得。
- Well, milord is happy to oblige. → - 咁大人好樂意效勞。
- Thank you. → - 多謝。
- All right. What's so important? → - 好啦。有咩咁重要？
- You were onstage when the guy had the heart attack. → - 嗰個人心臟病發嗰陣你喺台上。
- Oh, yeah. → - 噢，係呀。
Poor guy. → 可憐嘅人。
Wait, wait. That wasn't my fault, okay? → 等等，等等。唔關我事㗎，好冇？
I-I didn't make him laugh. I am never funny. → 我冇令佢笑。我從來都唔好笑。
Ask anyone. - I think you're funny. → 你問邊個都係。 - 我覺得你好笑。
- The doofer's been dunked. → - 個打雜俾人掟落水啦。
- Great. [laughter] → - 正。 [笑聲]
- Hey, look, no one's blaming you, okay? → - 喂，冇人怪你㗎，好冇？
We just want to know what happened. → 我哋只係想知發生咩事。
- Ask one of the knights. → - 問其中一個騎士啦。
I mean, ask the king. He was there. → 我意思係，問國王啦。佢喺度。
- We already asked everybody else. → - 我哋已經問晒其他人。
- Oh, of course, because the doofer is always → - 噢，梗係啦，因為打雜永遠都係
The last one on the list. → 名單上最後一個。
You know I was supposed to be a knight by now? → 你知唔知我本來應該已經係騎士？
That's what my contract says. → 我份合約係咁寫㗎。
- I'm sure they'll make you a knight soon, ozzie. → - 我肯定佢哋好快會升你做騎士㗎，Ozzie。
- That's easy for you to say. → - 你講就易啦。
You get bumped up to lady-in-waiting next week. → 你下個禮拜就升做侍女。
I-I've been a doofer for three seasons. → 我已經做咗三季打雜。
It--no, no. I need to talk to the king. → 唔——唔，唔得。我要同國王傾。
- You need to talk to us, okay? → - 你要同我哋傾，好冇？
We want to know what you saw. → 我哋想知你見到咩。
[all screaming] → [所有人尖叫]
- Hey, look out! - [screams] → - 喂，小心！ - [尖叫]
- You stop the cart, and I'll get the girl! → - 你停架車，我去救個女仔！
- Pete, look out! → - Pete，小心！
- [grunts] → - [悶哼]
[all screaming] → [所有人尖叫]
- Myka, look. → - Myka，睇。
It's working. → 得咗。
- [groaning] → - [呻吟]
- Claude, just hold on. - [groaning] → - Claude，頂住。 - [呻吟]
- Mykes, her hand! → - Mykes，佢隻手！
Is that it? → 係咪呢個？
- I don't know. Bag 'em. → - 我唔知。收好佢。
- Okay. → - 好。
- Where am I? → - 我喺邊度？
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- Where the hell did it go? → - 佢去咗邊？
- Well, no evil jesters, no laughing hecklers, → - 冇邪惡小丑，冇笑嘅觀眾，
But I'm guessing "mr. Toad's wild chariot ride" → 但我估「蟾蜍先生嘅瘋狂戰車」
Has got to be related, right? → 一定有關，啱唔啱？
- 'tis all part of the spectacle! → - 呢啲都係表演一部分！
Oh, forsooth. → 噢，真係。
'tis the grandest entertainment in the land. → 呢度係全國最盛大嘅娛樂。
- Maybe we should shut this place down. → - 或者我哋應該查封呢度。
- No, we can't. → - 唔得，我哋唔可以。
Whoever has the artifact will go home. → 邊個拎住件文物就會返屋企。
We'd never find 'em. - What the hell was that? → 我哋永遠搵唔到佢。 - 頭先係咩嚟？
I don't have to tell you how bad this is for business. → 我唔使同你講呢件事對生意有幾大影響。
It's very, very bad. → 非常非常差。
A round of knucklebones for all! [laughs] → 請所有人玩骨牌！ [笑]
All: Huzzah! → 所有人：好嘢！
- Come on, will you help me out here, boys? → - 嚟啦，你哋幫吓手好唔好？
Uh-- → 呃——
Milords, miladies, gather round! → 大人小姐們，過嚟睇！
- We know a guy with a renaissance grudge → - 我哋識一個人對佢嘅領主
Against his lordship. - Bad for business has got to be → 心懷文藝復興式怨恨。 - 影響生意一定係
At the top of our disgruntled doofer's to-do list. → 我哋個不滿打雜嘅首要目標。
- I don't understand. → - 我唔明。
Where am I? → 我喺邊度？
- You're at a hospital, a special hospital. → - 你喺醫院，一間特別嘅醫院。
- Who are you ladies? → - 你哋兩位小姐係邊個？
- Well, my name is Myka, → - 我叫Myka，
And, um, this is... → 而，呃，呢位係...
- Uh... → - 呃...
I'm Claudia. I'm your sister. → 我叫Claudia。我係你妹妹。
- No, you're not. → - 唔係。
My sister's seven years old. [sighs] → 我妹妹得七歲。 [嘆氣]
- Um, listen, there was-- there was a car accident, → - 呃，聽講，之前有——有車禍，
And you've been in a coma for a really long time. → 你昏迷咗好耐。
- A coma? → - 昏迷？
Cars? → 車？
But that was--no way. Come on. → 但嗰陣——冇可能。唔好玩啦。
I don't believe you. I don't. → 我唔信你。我唔信。
- I-I know. It sounds insane. → - 我知。聽落好癲。
- Yes, because it is insane. → - 係，因為真係好癲。
No, see? That is Claudia. → 唔係，睇？呢個係Claudia。
See? And I'm...Old. → 睇？而我係...老咗。
Oh, my god. I'm old. → 天啊。我老咗。
- You're not old. You're just--you're older. → - 你唔老。你只係——大個咗。
- How much older? → - 大幾多？
- I-- 15 years. → - 我——15年。
- 15 years? → - 15年？
That means you're-- - 22. → 咁你即係—— - 22歲。
- So I'm 30? → - 咁我即係30歲？
I'm 30 years old? → 我30歲？
How can I be 30 years old? - Don't worry! → 我點會30歲？ - 唔使擔心！
We're gonna get everything → 我哋會搞掂
Sorted out, okay? I promise. → 一切㗎，好冇？我保證。
Everything is gonna be all right. → 一切都會冇事。
- I missed the garbage concert. I missed the prom! → - 我錯過咗垃圾音樂會。我錯過咗畢業舞會！
I missed graduation! → 我錯過咗畢業禮！
How is this gonna be all right? - Just trust me, okay? → 點會冇事？ - 信我啦，好冇？
We're gonna talk everything through from the very beginning. → 我哋會由頭到尾同你講清楚。
Just give me one sec. → 俾我一秒。
I have a feeling this is maybe gonna take a while. → 我感覺呢件事可能要講好耐。
- Yeah, I'm just gonna put these back where they belong. → - 係，我將呢啲放返原位先。
- Thank you. → - 多謝。
And, hey, um, Artie might be not so happy about this. → 同埋，喂，Artie可能唔係咁高興。
You think you could soften him up a bit before we get there? → 你可唔可以喺我哋返到去之前幫手氹吓佢？
- Don't worry about it. → - 唔使擔心。
I'll take care of Artie. → 我會搞掂Artie。
- Okay, catarina, we're looking for your pal oswald. → - 好啦，Catarina，我哋搵你朋友Oswald。
[boom] [all screaming] → [爆炸聲] [所有人尖叫]
- Um-- - Target practice, look. → - 呃—— - 射靶練習，睇。
- Another one? → - 又一個？
[all screaming] → [所有人尖叫]
- [grunts] → - [悶哼]
- You get the wizard, I'll take care of the crowd! → - 你搞掂巫師，我處理人群！
Hey, get down! Hey, get back! → 喂，趴低！喂，退後！
- [screams] - Hey! → - [尖叫] - 喂！
- [grunts] → - [悶哼]
- [laughs maniacally] → - [瘋狂笑]
- Okay, neat trick. Now what the hell? → - 好，好橋。但而家搞咩？
- [screams] → - [尖叫]
- [grunts] → - [悶哼]
- [screaming] → - [尖叫]
- Coming, princess! → - 嚟緊，公主！
- [screaming] → - [尖叫]
- Okay, okay. There you go. → - 好，好。搞掂。
There you go, there you go. → 搞掂，搞掂。
- [grunts] → - [悶哼]
- [yells] → - [大叫]
- Ah, some special effects! → - 啊，啲特效！
Wow, best ren faire ever! → 嘩，最好嘅文藝復興展！
There you go. → 搞掂。
Not all on fire. → 冇著火。
- I used to like magic. [panting] → - 我以前鍾意魔術。 [喘氣]
- Not a mark on her! What a show, huh? → - 佢冇傷痕！幾好嘅表演，係咪？
[applause] Ho-ho-ho. → [掌聲] 呵呵呵。
Huh? Come on. → 嗯？嚟啦。
Let's hear it for king what's-his-name. → 一齊為國王咩名歡呼。
Hey, not so fast there, ozzie ozbean. → 喂，唔好咁快，Ozzie Ozbean。
- What do you want me for? → - 你搵我做咩？
Look, I-I-- I've never played a magician, → 喂，我——我從來冇做過魔術師，
And I'm not even on the clock, okay? → 而且我仲未當值，好冇？
- That may be so, but wherever you are, chaos seems to follow. → - 可能係，但你去到邊，混亂就跟到邊。
- Time to grill the doofus. → - 係時候審問個蠢材。
- And, um, I get a free room here → - 同埋，呃，我喺呢間民宿
At the bed and breakfast, → 有免費房間，
Although it's not so much breakfast anymore, so... → 雖然早餐冇咁豐富，所以...
- You got a lot of stuff. - [laughs] → - 你好多嘢喎。 - [笑]
Oh, god, yeah. God, I guess I do. → 天啊，係。天啊，我諗真係好多。
Um, I didn't have very much when I came here, so I-- → 呃，我嚟嗰陣冇乜嘢，所以我——
I don't know, maybe I'm just trying to make up for that. → 我唔知，可能我只係想補償返。
- Mm. → - 嗯。
What's this? → 呢個係咩？
- Oh, this is--um, ipad. It's like a little computer. → - 噢，呢個係——呃，iPad。好似細電腦咁。
You can listen to music or read books → 你可以聽歌或者睇書
Or surf the internet on it. → 或者上網。
- Mm. The internet's still around? → - 嗯。互聯網仲喺度？
Dad said that'd be a passing fad. → 老竇話嗰啲會係一陣風。
- Yeah, well, he probably didn't think pants → - 係，佢可能都唔覺得褲
Were here to stay either. [laughs] → 會留得耐。 [笑]
Uh, that's for an xbox. → 呃，嗰個係Xbox用嘅。
Uh, video games. - Oh, like, um, donkey kong. → 呃，電子遊戲。 - 噢，好似，呃，《Donkey Kong》。
- [laughs] yeah, except nobody plays do-- → - [笑] 係，不過冇人玩《Do——》
Yeah, just like donkey kong. [clears throat] → 係，就好似《Donkey Kong》。 [清喉嚨]
- I got to say, I'm really hating this. → 我話你知，我真係好憎呢樣嘢。
- And I totally get that. → 我完全明白。
- I-I just-- nothing feels real. → 我、我只係覺得冇樣嘢係真嘅。
Wait, that's it, isn't it? It's a dream. → 等等，就係咁，係咪？係一個夢。
It's just a weird dream. → 只係一個奇怪嘅夢。
I'm just gonna wake up and be me again. → 我會醒返，變返做自己。
[laughs] - Claire, I'm sorry. → [笑] - Claire，對唔住。
It's not a dream. → 呢個唔係夢。
- It has to be. → 一定係。
It has to be! → 一定係！
This cannot be my life! → 呢個唔可以係我嘅人生！
- Look, it's--it's okay. → 睇吓，冇事嘅。
Everything is gonna be all right. → 一切都會好返。
- Please stop saying it's gonna be all right, 'cause it's not. → 唔好再話會好返，因為根本唔會。
None of this is all right. → 呢度冇一樣嘢係好嘅。
I don't recognize anything or anyone! → 我認唔出任何嘢或者任何人！
- Claire, I'm sorry. You're right, it's a lot. → - Claire，對唔住。你啱，呢啲嘢真係好多。
It's a lot to take in, but you're gonna catch up fast. → 要消化好多嘢，但你會好快跟上。
You know why? 'cause I did. → 你知點解？因為我都係。
- What, you were in a coma too? → 咩，你都昏迷過？
- I was in a mental institution. → 我住過精神病院。
- You were? Why? → 你住過？點解？
- [sighs] long, long story, but I spent → [嘆氣] 好長好長嘅故事，但我
My formative years in a psych ward, → 成長時期都喺精神病院度過，
And not to outdo you, but crazy girl carries → 唔係要同你鬥，但「癲妹」呢個標籤
A lot more stigma than coma girl. → 比「昏迷女」重好多。
- Oh. → 哦。
- Look, yes, maybe there are some things you can't get back → 睇吓，係，可能一啲嘢你攞唔返，
Like the prom or the garbage concert, → 好似畢業舞會或者垃圾樂團演唱會，
But we'll catch you up on everything else, I promise. → 但我哋會幫你補返其他嘢，我保證。
Besides, I hear high school's overrated. → 況且，我聽講中學係被高估咗。
I don't think we missed much avoiding all that teen drama. → 我覺得避開晒啲青少年 drama 都冇蝕底。
- Wait. → 等等。
Is this-- → 呢個係咪——
- Your guitar? → 你嘅結他？
- [laughs] → [笑]
- Yeah, my strongest memories of you are with that guitar, → 係，我對你最深刻嘅回憶就係你攞住呢支結他，
Which probably has a lot to do → 可能呢個就係點解
With why I'm completely guitar-obsessed. → 我完全沉迷結他嘅原因。
- [laughs] yeah, you are. → [笑] 係，你真係。
- Hey, do you want to see where I play? → 喂，你想唔想睇吓我喺邊度表演？
- Okay. [laughter] → 好。 [笑]
- Okay. → 好。
Alice? → Alice？
Are you in there? - [giggles] → 你喺入面？ - [咯咯笑]
- Wha--okay. Yeah, ju--sorry. → 咩——好。係，就、對唔住。
Just go back to planning ways to kill me. → 你繼續諗點樣殺我啦。
- So what's the plan? - Don't do that! → 咁計劃係點？ - 唔好咁做！
- [sighs] Artie, do not start with me. → [嘆氣] Artie，唔好同我嚟呢套。
- Took you long enough. Where's Claudia? → 你搞咁耐。Claudia 呢？
- She's busy. You and I can handle this. → 佢好忙。你同我搞得掂。
- There was a time when people actually did what I said. → 以前啲人會聽我講嘢㗎。
- Oh, boo-hoo. What is the plan? → 哦，喊包。計劃係點？
- All right. → 好。
We are going to carefully load all these artifacts → 我哋要小心啲將呢啲文物
Back into the newly secured dark vault very, → 放返入新加固嘅黑暗密室，好、
Very, very carefully. - Got it. → 好、好小心。 - 收到。
Okay, listen, Artie. → 好，聽住，Artie。
I need to, um, → 我要，嗯，
Ease you into something. [crash] → 慢慢同你講啲嘢。 [砰]
- Did you not hear me say "very, very carefully"? → 你冇聽到我話「好、好小心」咩？
Everything here--everything-- is extremely unstable. → 呢度所有嘢——所有嘢——都極度唔穩定。
It is critical that no negative energy-- → 好重要係冇負能量——
- This is not my first time in the dark vault! → 我唔係第一次入黑暗密室！
- Shh, shh. - Although "vault" is a joke. → - 噓，噓。 - 雖然「密室」呢個名係笑話。
Okay, this place is about as secure as a kiosk at the mall. → 好，呢度嘅保安同商場攤位一樣咁廢。
[crash] - Don't-- → [砰] - 唔好——
- And how many times has alice escaped → 同埋 Alice 逃出
From that mirror anyway? → 塊鏡幾多次啦？
- Which is why I have been working → 所以我日以繼夜
Night and day to install new security measures. → 安裝新保安措施。
Doesn't anybody ever listen to me? → 有冇人聽我講嘢㗎？
- Do not snap at me, okay? → 唔好鬧我，好冇？
You said you didn't want any help with that! → 你話唔要我幫手㗎！
[whoosh] - Aah! No. → [嗖] - 啊！唔好。
J--no negative energy now. → 而、而家冇負能量。
- I don't know what's making all these things happen. → 我唔知係咩搞到呢啲嘢發生。
- And yet you're always there when they do. → 但每次發生你都喺度。
- Wha-- - I don't know. → 咩—— - 我唔知。
Maybe it's aimed at him? → 可能係針對佢？
- Do you have any enemies? → 你有冇仇人？
Anybody that might want to hurt you? → 有冇人想傷害你？
- No, look, look, I am just trying → 冇，睇吓，我只係想
To get through my already humiliating day. → 捱過呢個已經夠瘀嘅一日。
- All right, well, let's start with the juggling. → 好，咁由雜耍開始講。
Tell us everything you did or touched leading up → 講晒你做過或者掂過嘅嘢，
To the jester's performance. → 喺小丑表演之前。
- I-I did everything that I normally do. → 我、我做晒平時做嘅嘢。
All the usual stuff, except getting my fortune told. → 所有例行公事，除咗去算命。
- You don't usually get your fortune told? → 你平時唔算命？
- Oh, my god. → 天啊。
The fortune teller? Is tha--did she curse me? → 個算命佬？係咪——佢詛咒咗我？
Am I doing all of this with my mind? → 我係咪用個腦搞晒呢啲嘢？
- Well, stranger things have happened. → 更奇怪嘅事都發生過。佢同你講咗咩？ - Madame Dooriya？
What'd she say to you? - Madame dooriya? → 佢、佢問我想要咩，你明唔明？
Uh, she--she asked me what I wanted, you know? → 咩——咩會令我開心。
What--what would make me happy. → 我想做騎士，
I want to become a knight, → 同埋想贏得公主嘅手。
And I want to win the hand of the princess. → 我意思，唔止係份工——我係真係
I mean, not just the job thing-- I mean, I actually → 想同演公主嗰個女仔約會。
Want to go out with the girl who plays the princess. → [邪惡笑聲]
[evil laughter] → [回音] 你唔係英雄。
- [echoing] you are not a hero. → 要做騎士同贏得公主嘅手，
To become a knight and win the hand of the princess, → 你一定要做英雄。
You must become a hero. → 好。點做？
- Okay. How? → 啲牌會話你知。
- The cards will show the way. → 好，等我哋睇吓
- All right, well, let's see → Madame Dooriya 仲有咩講。
What else madame dooriya has to say. → 嘩。 - [嘆氣]
Wow. - [sighs] → 我哋帶咗幾多個袋？
How many bags did we bring? → Madame D 真係唔會鍾意咁。
- Madame d really wouldn't like this. → 係，佢真係、真係唔會。
- No, she really, really wouldn't. → 好，女士，特工隊。
- All right, lady, secret service. → 我哋知道你對呢位靚仔落咗咒，
We know you put a curse on this fine young man → 就係呢位，我哋要你
Right here, and we want you → 交出你用嚟落咒嘅嘢。
To hand over whatever it is you used to do it. → 我幾年冇詛咒過人。
- I haven't cursed anyone in years. → 自從我前夫之後。呱呱。
Not since my ex-husband. Ribbit, ribbit. → 我連呢個人嘅牌都冇睇過。
I didn't even read the cards for this one. → 有，佢有睇。
- Yes, she did. → Pete，睇吓。
- Pete, look. → 哦。
- Oh. → 裝袋。
Let's bag 'em. → 準備好未，Jinksy？ - 嗯。
You ready, jinksy? - Mm-hmm. → [嘆氣] 該死，冇嘢。
[sighs] Damn it, nothing. → 有個吉卜賽人走佬！
- We got a gypsy on the run! → 騎士去 b-4！
- Knight to b-4! → 嘩！
- Wow! → 停！離開棋盤！
- Halt! Depart the board! → [吸氣]
- [gasps] → 你知佢哋只係利用你，係咪？
- You know they're just using you, right? → Steve，你繞過去包抄佢。
Steve, go around that way and flank her. → [大叫]
- [yells] → [所有人叫]
[all shouting] → 小心！
- Look out! → 白皇后！
The white queen! → 好，呢件嘢爛咗。
- Okay, this thing's just broken. → 喂，係時間旅行日！
- Hey, it's time travel day! → [咕噥]
- [grunts] → [所有人吸氣]
[all gasp] → Steve，佢喺你後面！
- Steve, she's behind you! → 哦，你唔好走，女士！
- Oh, no, you don't, lady! → [咕噥]
- [grunts] → 所有人：哦！
All: Oh! → 個女士消失咗。
- Lady just disappeared. → Madame Dooriya 都消失咗。
- So did madame dooriya. → 好勁。 - 最好嘅文藝復興節！
- That was awesome. - Best ren faire ever! → [掌聲]
[applause] → 好，你留低。 - 多謝。
- Okay, keep it. - Thanks. → 嘩，咖啡點解咁貴㗎？
- Wow, how did coffee get to be so expensive? → 哦，我解釋唔到。
- Oh, I have no explanation for that. → [笑]
[chuckles] → 所以，你知道，呢度唔係 Viper Room，
So, you know, it's not exactly the viper room, → 但觀眾成日都好熱情——
But the crowd is always enthusiastic-- → 雖然，公平啲講，可能係咖啡因嘅功勞。
Although, in fairness, that might be the caffeine. → 好型。
- It's very cool. → 你喺人面前表演唔緊張咩？
Weren't you nervous to play in front of people? → [笑] 係，一定緊張，但你知道，Pete 有啲
- [laughs] yeah, definitely, but you know, Pete kind of → 說服咗我，然後第一晚之後，
Talked me into it, and then after that first night, → 當佢哋拍手，
When they all clapped, → 我只能話我上癮嘅唔止咖啡。
Let's just say I'm addicted to more than just coffee. → [笑]
- [laughs] → 你會唔會彈俾我聽？
Would you play for me? → 你逼我嘅。
- Twist my arm. → [笑]
[laughter] → 但，喂，你要同我一齊唱。
But, hey, you've got to sing with me. → 哦，我昏迷咗15年。
- Oh, I've been in a coma for 15 years. → 我肯定生疏晒。
I'm pretty sure I'm rusty. → 我保證 Rolling Stone
- And I can guarantee you rolling stone → 唔會嚟評我哋。
Is not here to review us. → 哦，好彩 Rolling Stone 仲喺度。
- Oh, thank god rolling stone's still around. → [笑] 好。
- [laughs] okay. → [清喉嚨]
[clears throat] → ♪ ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
♪ ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ → ♪ ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ ba, ba, ba, ba → 等等。呢個係咪—— - ♪ ba, da, ba, da, da
- Wait. Is that-- - ♪ ba, da, ba, da, da → Garbage，《When I Grow Up》。
Garbage, when I grow up. → 哦。 - 既然你錯過咗演唱會，
- Oh. - Since you missed the concert, → 我諗我哋可以自己搞一個。
I thought we could have one of our own. → ♪
♪ → - ♪ cut my tongue out
- ♪ cut my tongue out → ♪ I've been caught out like a giant juggernaut ♪
♪ I've been caught out like a giant juggernaut ♪ → ♪ happy hours, golden showers
♪ happy hours, golden showers → ♪ on a cruise to freak you out ♪
♪ on a cruise to freak you out ♪ → - [笑] - 唱。
- [laughs] - Go. → - ♪ we could fly a helicopter
- ♪ we could fly a helicopter → ♪ nothing left to talk about
♪ nothing left to talk about → [兩人笑] ♪ entertain you
[both laugh] ♪ entertain you → 兩人：♪ celebrate you
Both: ♪ celebrate you → ♪ I'll be back to frame you
♪ I'll be back to frame you → ♪ when I grow up
♪ when I grow up → ♪ I'll be stable
♪ I'll be stable → - [笑] - 正。
- [laughs] - Nice. → 兩人：♪ when I grow up
Both: ♪ when I grow up → ♪ I'll turn the tables - 好嘢！
♪ I'll turn the tables - Yeah! → 兩人：♪ when I grow up
Both: ♪ when I grow up → ♪ I'll be stable
♪ I'll be stable → - 哦，好嘢！
- Oh, yeah! → 兩人：♪ sha-la-la, sha-la-la
Both: ♪ sha-la-la, sha-la-la
♪ sha-la-la
- You didn't mention in the job interview → - 你見工嗰陣冇講過
That we we're just gonna be glorified stock boys. → 我哋只係做啲高級倉務員咋喎。
- My keen sense of perception is giving me the impression → - 我敏銳嘅直覺話俾我知
That you are upset. → 你唔開心喎。
What is wrong? - [laughs] what's wrong, Artie? → 做咩事？ - [笑] 做咩事，Artie？
Everything! [trumpet blares] → 所有嘢都唔妥！ [喇叭聲]
- Look, just-- calmly, calmly, just-- → - 喂，冷靜啲，冷靜啲，聽我講——
You see, there's an energy balance in here that-- → 你睇，呢度嘅能量平衡——
- Don't patronize me, Artie. - Patronize you? → - 唔好同我講大話，Artie。 - 同你講大話？
[trumpet blares] Liste-- → [喇叭聲] 聽住——
My bad. → 我錯。
Look, why don't we just quietly work together? → 不如我哋靜靜哋一齊做嘢？
- You also never mentioned that we would be stuck → - 你都冇講過我哋會困喺
In south dakota forever, → 南達科他州一世，
And you never, ever, ever told us → 同埋你從來都冇講過
That we would be affected by artifacts! → 我哋會俾古物影響！
You want to guess how many times I've been whammied? → 你估唔估到我俾古物整親幾多次？
- That's what this is about. → - 原來係咁。
You think that somehow → 你覺得
An artifact has affected your health. → 有件古物影響咗你嘅健康。
- Stop second-guessing me, Artie. → - 唔好再估我諗咩，Artie。
That is not what this is about... → 唔係呢個原因……
Not at all! [rumbling] → 完全唔係！ [隆隆聲]
[keys clacking] → [鎖匙聲]
- Myka, you've been whammied again. → - Myka，你又俾古物整親啦。
- I hate it here! → - 我好憎呢度！
[trumpet shrieks] → [喇叭尖叫聲]
- Not so fast! → - 冇咁快！
- Damn it! I'm getting old. → - 頂！我老咗。
I used to be faster than the kgb. → 我以前快過KGB㗎。
- So this is why you ran out on us? → - 所以你係為咗呢樣嘢走咗？
You were jonesing for a corn dog? → 你係想食粟米狗？
- Which I would totally get, by the way. → - 順便講句，我完全理解。
They're awesome. → 好好食㗎。
- Why are you harassing my grandmother? → - 你做咩搞我阿婆？
She didn't do anything wrong. → 佢冇做錯嘢。
- That's right. You did! → - 冇錯。係你做錯！
Idiot girl, you used mother shipton's cards → 蠢女仔，你竟然用Mother Shipton嘅牌
On that doofus. → 對付嗰個傻仔。
- It's doofer. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. → - 係傻佬先啱。 - 等等，等等，等等。
You? → 你？
I-I thought you liked the doofus. → 我以為你鍾意個傻仔㗎。
Oswald. - You do? → Oswald。 - 你真係？
You like me? Like, like like me? → 你鍾意我？即係嗰種鍾意？
- So then why curse him? He could have been hurt. → - 咁點解要詛咒佢？佢可能會受傷㗎。
- I know, and I'm so sorry. → - 我知，我好對唔住。
It was an accident. → 係意外嚟㗎。
I was--I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt. → 我係——我冇諗過會整親人。
I was just trying to help ozzie. → 我只係想幫Ozzie。
I wanted him to show the courage → 我想佢展示勇氣，
That I know he has so he could become a knight. → 我知佢有嘅，咁佢先可以做騎士。
So, when he came into the tent, I pretended to be dooriya. → 所以佢入帳篷嗰陣，我扮成Dooriya。
I didn't know it was gonna be dangerous. → 我唔知會咁危險。
- Of course it's dangerous! Idiot girl! → - 梗係危險啦！蠢女仔！
Mother shipton created tragedy across all of england. → Mother Shipton喺成個英格蘭搞出好多悲劇㗎。
- Well, then let's make sure → - 咁我哋就要確保
Those cards don't cause any more. → 呢啲牌唔會再搞出更多麻煩。
- All right, watch your eyes. → - 好，睇住對眼。
- Nice trick. → - 好叻嘅招數。
- All right, now that we know ozzie's → - 好，既然知道Ozzie冇事，
Off the hook, how about some corn dogs? → 不如去食粟米狗？
- No, wait! This cannot be stopped. → - 唔得，等等！呢件事停唔到㗎。
The cards have been dealt. → 牌已經派咗。
They foretold that the doofus will become a hero, → 佢哋預言個傻佬會成為英雄，
So become a hero he must or die trying. → 所以佢一定要做英雄，否則就會死。
I usually get paid for this kind of information. → 平時呢啲情報我要收錢㗎。
- "die"? → - 「死」？
Did she say "die"? Like, die die? → 佢係咪話「死」？即係真係死嗰種？
- Yes, die! - Die! → - 係，死！ - 死！
- No one's gonna die, okay? → - 冇人會死，好冇？
We're gonna fix this. → 我哋會搞掂佢。
Steve, why don't you help oswald pick out a nice hat. → Steve，不如你幫Oswald揀頂靚帽。
- Let's go buy a hat. → - 去買帽啦。
- Does he really have to die? → - 佢真係要死？
- Either he's a hero or a dead doofus. → - 佢一係做英雄，一係做死傻佬。
- Okay, so how do we fix this? → - 好，咁點搞？
- Oswald is the only one who can fix it. → - Oswald係唯一可以搞掂嘅人。
He must become-- - A hero, right... → 佢一定要成為—— - 英雄，係……
As you said. → 你講過。
Is there any other way? → 冇其他方法？
- Or he could die! → - 或者佢可以死！
- Would you stop saying that? → - 你可唔可以唔好再講呢句？
- The cards are presenting oswald with opportunities. → - 啲牌係俾Oswald機會。
He should have been the one to call 911 → 佢本來應該係打999嗰個，
Or to rescue that little girl... → 或者救個女仔……
- Or kept steve out of checkmate. → - 或者唔俾Steve陷入困境。
- He could be a hero. I know he can. → - 佢可以做英雄，我知佢得。
- Really? → - 真係？
Have you seen him? → 你有冇睇過佢？
I mean, really looked at him? → 我係話，真係認真睇過佢？
- Well, she has a point. → - 佢講得有道理。
- No matter. → - 唔緊要。
The cards will continue to challenge him until he does. → 啲牌會繼續挑戰佢，直到佢做到為止。
- All right, well, I guess it's time for oswald to knight up. → - 好，咁係時候要Oswald做騎士啦。
- His goal is to win the princess, and to do that, → - 佢嘅目標係贏得公主，要做到呢點，
He has to win the tournament today. → 佢今日要贏到錦標賽。
So the cards will probably challenge him there. → 所以啲牌可能會喺嗰度挑戰佢。
- The time--I must go. → - 時間——我要走啦。
I have an exorcism in 20 minutes. → 我二十分鐘後有場驅魔。
- Okay, explain something to me. → - 好，解釋俾我聽。
If you really like this guy, → 如果你真係鍾意呢條仔，
Why would you help him win the princess? → 點解要幫佢贏公主？
- Because when you really love someone, → - 因為當你真係愛一個人，
You want them to be happy, even if it isn't with you. → 你會想佢開心，就算唔係同你一齊。
- Wow. My ex-girlfriends had more of... → - 嘩。我啲前女友仲……
[imitating Woody Allen] A scorched-earth policy. → [模仿Woody Allen] 係焦土政策。
- Don't let anything happen to him? → - 唔好俾佢出事？
- Don't worry. I'm on it. → - 放心，我搞掂。
Now that I know where and when, → 而家我知時間地點，
I'll make sure the odds are stacked in his favor. → 我會確保佢贏面大啲。
- Good, because the last card that I dealt him... → - 好，因為我最後派俾佢嗰張牌……
Was "death." → 係「死亡」。
- Myka, please. Don't, don't! → - Myka，唔好。唔好，唔好！
- [grunts] - No. No! → - [呻吟] - 唔好。唔好！
- Talking down to me does not help! → - 你睇低我係冇用㗎！
- Look, I'm not talking down to you. → - 我冇睇低你。
I'm just talking you down. → 我只係想安撫你。
See the difference? → 明唔明分別？
See, all this rage--don't! Oh, oh! → 你睇，呢啲怒氣——唔好！噢，噢！
All this rage is just 'cause you've been whammied. → 呢啲怒氣只係因為你俾古物整親。
- It's not just that. → - 唔止係咁。
- That's right. → - 係。
- It's everything. - Right. → - 係所有嘢。 - 明。
- It's this place. - Uh-huh. → - 係呢個地方。 - 嗯。
- It's a thousand things. - I understand. → - 係一千樣嘢。 - 我明。
- Do you know that I went through my cancer scare alone? → - 你知唔知我當初自己一個面對癌症驚嚇？
- Uh, yeah. - Do you know that? → - 嗯，知。 - 你知唔知？
- I'm sure. - Alone! → - 我肯定。 - 自己一個！
[whip cracks loudly] - Yes, I know. → [鞭聲] - 係，我知。
And--and you didn't really need to. → 同埋你其實唔使咁做。
You--you chose to keep it to yourself, see? → 你係揀咗自己收埋，明冇？
- And what if I spend the rest of my life alone? → - 如果我下半世都係自己一個呢？
Is that my fault too? → 都係我嘅錯？
Is that what you're saying? → 你係咪咁講？
Answer the question! → 答我！
[item whooshes, buzzes] → [物品飛過聲]
- Oh, my god. → - 天啊。
The music box. → 音樂盒。
- Unh. → - 嗯。
You shot me? → 你射我？
- Well, it wasn't really a shot, per se-- → - 其實唔算係射——
More like an aggressive hello. → 似係粗魯啲嘅打招呼。
- You shot me! → - 你射我！
It just makes me angrier! → 只會令我更加嬲！
[air whooshing] → [風聲]
- Oy yay, oy yay, oy yay! Gather round! → - 喂喂喂！大家過嚟！
'tis time for the royal tournament to begin! → 皇家錦標賽開始啦！
[cheers and applause, swords clanging] → [歡呼聲、掌聲、劍聲]
[both grunting] → [兩人呻吟]
- No, no, no, I can't. - Oh, yeah. → - 唔得，唔得，我唔得。 - 得㗎。
- I-I can't. I can't. I can't. → - 我唔得。我唔得。我唔得。
- Yes, you can. - No. → - 你得㗎。 - 唔得。
- There you go. That a boy. - Uh-oh. → - 得啦。叻仔。 - 哎呀。
[audience cheers] How? → [觀眾歡呼] 點解？
- With clear eyes and a full heart... → - 只要眼仔睩睩，心口有個勇字……
You can't lose. → 你就唔會輸。
- [gasps] I'm nearsighted, and I have arrhythmia. → - [吸氣] 我近視㗎，仲有心律不正。
- Look, dude, you can do this, okay? → - 喂，老友，你得㗎，好冇？
You have to. → 你一定要得。
Otherwise they're just gonna keep coming, → 如果唔係佢哋會繼續嚟，
And you don't want to be chased your whole life, do you, huh? → 你唔想成世俾人追住掛？
- All you have to do is beat this last card. → - 你只要打贏最後呢張牌就得。
How bad can it be? → 有幾難啫？
[audience gasps] → [觀眾吸氣聲]
[horse whinnies deeply] → [馬嘶聲]
- Well, you had to ask. → - 你係都要問。
[whinny echoing] → [回音]
[horse whinnies] - Who challenges me? → [馬嘶聲] - 邊個挑戰我？
You? - Me? Oh, him. → 你？ - 我？噢，佢。
- Prepare to die, mortal! - No, no, no, no, no, no! → - 準備受死啦，凡人！ - 唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好！
He's got to do this himself. → 佢要自己搞掂。
- [whimpers] whoa, whoa. → - [嗚咽] 嘩，嘩。
No, I can't do this. - No, no, no, you're doing it! → 唔得，我做唔到。 - 唔好，唔好，你做緊㗎！
- I can't-- - Ozzie, no, you're good. → - 我唔得—— - Ozzie，唔好，你做得好好。
You're doing great. → 你做得好好。
Keep him in the game, okay? I got an idea. → 拖住佢，好冇？我有計。
- [snorts, roars] - [whimpers] → - [噴鼻聲，咆哮] - [嗚咽]
- Hey, no! - I can't. → - 喂，唔好！ - 我唔得。
- You're a knight now. Use your sword. → - 你而家係騎士。用你嘅劍。
- [whimpering] - [roars] → - [嗚咽] - [咆哮]
- Aah! [all gasp] → - 呀！ [所有人吸氣]
[whimpers] - Here, catch! → [嗚咽] - 喂，接住！
- [whimpers] - [roars] → - [嗚咽] - [咆哮]
- Ozzie, here! [grunts] → - Ozzie，呢度！ [呻吟]
- Unh! [all gasp] → - 嗯！ [所有人吸氣]
- Ozzie, look out! → - Ozzie，小心！
- Nothing is worth this, not even the princess! → - 冇嘢值得咁做，就算係公主都唔值！
- Hey, where you going? - Coward! → - 喂，你去邊？ - 懦夫！
- Leave me alone! → - 唔好煩我！
- Catarina! → - Catarina！
- [growls] → - [低吼]
I'll take you instead. → 我代替你。
- No! - [roars] → - 唔好！ - [咆哮]
[cheers and applause] → [歡呼聲、掌聲]
All: Huzzah! Hip-hip, huzzah! → 所有人：好嘢！好嘢！
Hip-hip, huzzah! → 好嘢！
[both laughing] - We did it. → [兩人笑] - 我哋成功啦。
Both: ♪ I don't want to fall asleep → 兩人：♪ 我唔想瞓著
♪ 'cause I miss you, babe → ♪ 因為我會掛住你，BB
♪ and I don't want to miss a thing ♪ → ♪ 同埋我唔想錯過任何嘢 ♪
- [imitates guitar playing] - Oh, I don't. → - [扮彈結他] - 噢，我唔想。
I don't want to miss a thing. → 我唔想錯過任何嘢。
Will you tell me everything that happened while I was sleeping? → 你可唔可以話俾我聽，我瞓覺嗰陣發生咗咩事？
- Ooh! Well, that could take a minute. → - 噢！咁可能要講一陣。
We need snacks. → 我哋要啲零食。
- Okay. → - 好。
Mom and dad must be so proud of you. → 爸爸媽媽一定好以你為榮。
- [sighs] → - [嘆氣]
Claire...
Um... → 嗯...
Listen, mom and dad... → 聽住，爸爸媽媽...
[sighs] → [嘆氣]
Mom and dad aren't with us anymore. → 爸爸媽媽已經唔喺度喇。
- What do you mean? → - 你咩意思？
- They're gone. [sighs] → - 佢哋走咗。 [嘆氣]
They were-- → 佢哋係--
They were in the car accident that put you in a coma. → 佢哋係喺令你昏迷嘅車禍入面走咗。
- They were? → - 係佢哋？
- Claire, please! - No! → - Claire，唔好！ - 唔好！
The car? → 架車？
That car. → 嗰架車。
They're dead? I'm starting to remember. → 佢哋死咗？我開始記返起。
- I'm so sorry. → - 我好對唔住。
I know I should have told you sooner. → 我知道我應該早啲話俾你聽。
I just--I-I didn't know-- - But I wasn't. → 我只係--我唔知-- - 但我唔係。
I saw it. → 我見到。
I saw the crash... → 我見到撞車...
So I couldn't ha-- → 所以我唔可能--
I wasn't in the car, was I? → 我唔喺架車入面，係咪？
- No... → - 唔係...
You weren't. → 你唔係。
You--it's-- it's very complicated. → 你--呢個--呢個好複雜。
I-I-- [Farnsworth buzzing] → 我--我-- [Farnsworth 響]
[sighs] → [嘆氣]
Yep? → 係？
- Is your sister there with you right now? → - 你妹妹係咪同你一齊？
- Great. Myka told you. → - 好嘢。Myka 話咗俾你聽。
Yeah, listen, everything's okay. → 係，聽住，冇事㗎。
- No-- [crash] → - 唔係-- [碰撞聲]
Actually, it isn't! → 其實唔係！
[air whooshing] → [風聲]
- Don't defend him. He shot me! → - 唔好維護佢。佢射咗我！
[crackling] - Guys, get back! → [噼啪聲] - 大家，退後！
- Oh. → - 噢。
[bang] - I'm sorry. → [砰] - 我對唔住。
I'm really, really, really sorry, really! → 我真係好對唔住，好對唔住！
I just--I thought that-- → 我只係--我以為--
- Bob dylan's bus transfer? → - Bob Dylan 嘅巴士轉車證？
Volta's biscuit barrel? → Volta 嘅餅乾罐？
You think I didn't already think of that? → 你以為我冇諗過？
Look, the music box does not work that way. → 聽住，音樂盒唔係咁用㗎。
[bang] - Ooh! → [砰] - 噢！
- Look, the energy → - 聽住，能量
Has to be transferred into a living human being. → 一定要傳入一個活人身上。
If you'd only asked me, I wo-- [bang] → 如果你問我，我就會-- [砰]
- [gasps] - Can't we just tesla her? → - [吸氣] - 我哋可唔可以用電槍射佢？
- [sighs] in addition to the strong possibility → - [嘆氣] 除咗好大可能
That Myka might be extremely upset by being shot again, → Myka 會因為再被射而好嬲之外，
There's also the issue of the energy from the tesla → 仲有電槍嘅能量
Boosting her telekinetic energy, so... → 會增強佢嘅念力，所以...
[chuckles] → [笑]
- So, what, then? → - 咁，點算？
[air whooshing] → [風聲]
- Catch, Artie! → - 接住，Artie！
- Oh, it's not Artie. It's me. → - 噢，唔係 Artie。係我。
Hi. Just giving claire the grand tour. → 嗨。只係帶 Claire 參觀吓。
Want to help? → 想幫手？
Nobody knows the stacks like Myka. → 冇人好似 Myka 咁熟呢度。
You remember claire, right? → 你記得 Claire，係咪？
- Hey, again, Myka. → - 又見面，Myka。
- Hello, claire. - Nice of you to drop in. → - 你好，Claire。 - 你嚟得真係好。
- I'm sorry, Myka. → - 我對唔住，Myka。
- Oh! → - 噢！
- We only have a few minutes and not many options. → - 我哋得幾分鐘，選擇唔多。
- Well, you're not gonna put Myka in a coma, Artie. → - 喂，你唔會令 Myka 昏迷㗎，Artie。
You can't. → 你唔可以。
- Claudia, not her... → - Claudia，唔係佢...
Me. → 係我。
He has to, don't you? → 佢一定要咁做，係咪？
Seeing her like that, I remember now. → 見到佢咁樣，我而家記返起。
I remember everything-- → 我記得所有嘢--
The music box, how angry I could get, mom and dad. → 音樂盒，我幾咁嬲，爸爸媽媽。
- It wasn't your fault. → - 唔係你嘅錯。
- I know. I know. But somebody has to do it-- → - 我知。我知。但係一定要有人做--
Not Myka! → 唔係 Myka！
- No, no, I'm not gonna let you go back to that. → - 唔，唔，我唔會俾你返去嗰度。
There has to be something. - No, but there's not! → 一定有辦法。 - 冇，但係冇！
You've tried everything, haven't you? → 你試過晒所有嘢，係咪？
- For 15 years. I'm sorry, claire. → - 十五年喇。我對唔住，Claire。
- It's okay. - No. No! → - 冇事。 - 唔好。唔好！
I was there too. → 我都喺度。
I knew the music box was dangerous. → 我知道音樂盒好危險。
Put me in the coma. - No, Claudia. → 令我昏迷。 - 唔好，Claudia。
I will not let you or Myka or anyone else suffer. → 我唔會俾你或者 Myka 或者任何人受苦。
Listen to me. → 聽我講。
Thank you for today. → 多謝你今日。
If I only get one day, I am so, so glad I got this one. → 如果我只得一日，我好開心係呢一日。
I love you, little sister, → 我愛你，妹妹，
And I am counting on you to fix all of this. → 我靠你搞掂呢一切。
[cracking] → [破裂聲]
- We have to do this now. → - 我哋要而家做。
- Okay. → - 好。
[breathing nervously] → [緊張呼吸]
Wait. → 等陣。
♪ when I grow up → ♪ 當我大個
Both: ♪ I'll be stable → 齊：♪ 我會穩定
- [laughs] → - [笑]
Both: ♪ when I grow up → 齊：♪ 當我大個
♪ I'll turn the tables → ♪ 我會扭轉局面
- I'll find a way. → - 我會搵到辦法。
I promise. → 我保證。
- [inhales sharply] all right. → - [深吸氣] 好。
Yeah. → 係。
[music plays indistinctly] [sighs] → [模糊音樂聲] [嘆氣]
- I now pronounce theesir oswald the lionheart. → - 我而家宣佈 Sir Oswald 係獅心王。
All: Huzzah! [applause, trumpets playing] → 齊：好嘢！ [掌聲，喇叭聲]
- And offer thee my fair daughter's hand in marriage. → - 同埋將我個女嫁俾你。
[trumpets continue playing] - Uh, gramercy, your majesty. → [喇叭繼續響] - 呃，多謝，陛下。
It pains me greatly, but I must decline. → 我好痛心，但係我要拒絕。
Verily, my heart belongs to another. → 真係，我心有所屬。
- You knew, didn't you? → - 你知㗎，係咪？
You knew that oswald would save her, → 你知道 Oswald 會救佢，
So you told catarina to run in the ring. → 所以你叫 Catarina 走入圈入面。
- Well, jinksy, my friend, → - 喂，Jinksy，我朋友，
I had a feeling that ozzie could be a hero → 我感覺 Ozzie 可以為佢在意嘅人
For someone he really cared about. → 做英雄。
Oh, look, someone got left out. → 噢，睇吓，有人俾漏咗。
[sighs] → [嘆氣]
Can't let that happen, now, can we? → 唔可以咁樣，係咪？
- Mm-hmm. → - 嗯。
- Hey, hey, hey. [both chuckle] → - 喂，喂，喂。 [兩人笑]
Hey, uh, I don't know if you doth realize it or not, → 喂，呃，我唔知你知唔知，
But, uh, I was pretty helpful with yon knight over there. → 但係，呃，我幫咗好大忙對付嗰個騎士。
- [nasally voice] ooh. → - [鼻音] 噢。
- Yeah, well. - That's so exciting. → - 係囉。 - 咁興奮。
You want to go get a chai latte? - [groans] → 你想去飲杯 chai latte？ - [呻吟]
- I wanted to show you this. - What is this? → - 我想俾你睇呢個。 - 呢個係咩？
- Claire. → - Claire。
It's all about claire. → 全部都係關於 Claire。
- Yeah. → - 係。
Like I said, I've been working on her problem → 好似我話過，我處理佢嘅問題
For the last 15 years. → 已經十五年。
I'm sorry, Claudia. → 我對唔住，Claudia。
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about claire... → 我對唔住冇早啲話俾你聽 Claire 嘅事...
Sooner. → 早啲。
I didn't want you to go through all that pain. → 我唔想你經歷咁多痛苦。
I've always done-- I always will do anything → 我一直做--我永遠都會做任何嘢
To keep you from getting hurt. → 嚟保護你唔受傷。
Please don't hug me. → 唔好攬我。
The only thing that could make this worse is you seeing me cry. → 唯一令呢件事更差嘅係你見到我喊。
Okay, from now on, we do everything together. → 好，由而家開始，我哋一齊做所有嘢。
That goes for you too. → 你都係。
We're a family here, → 我哋係一家人，
And none of us has to go through anything alone... → 冇人要自己一個人經歷任何嘢...
Ever. → 永遠。
[crying] Damn it. → [喊] 頂。
- [chuckles] → - [笑]